[FIREWORKS EDITION]

Let’s face it, you may never ‘spark’ a real relationship with your boss! But at least we can laugh about it.

Your boss is not rude, she just may never…

• Open the email you forwarded about all the cool spots in London to watch fireworks displays.

• Care that your dog is afraid of fireworks. Wait…you have a dog?!

• Listen attentively about the time you were almost burnt by fireworks as a kid. Because you’re not a kid anymore and ‘almost’ doesn’t count.

• …Or even ask what you’ll be wearing to your local fireworks display. She doesn’t even want to think about you + weekend because 5 days a week is enough. FULL STOP!

• (Bonus) She also doesn’t want you playing Katy Perry and singing “Coz baby you’re a FIREWORKKKKKK’ – Just do your work!

Be safe this weekend guys!

D x