[Black Friday Edition]

Your Boss Isn’t Rude, She Just May Never…

• …understand that you’ve came in at 8am (an hour early), so that you could take ‘a full lunch break’ and get some shopping done online. In her mind, you should be this dedicated EVERY Friday, Thursday, Wednesday, Tuesday and Monday.

• …She also doesn’t want to hear about how much of your Christmas shopping you’ve done in the sale! Us poor people love sales, she on the other hand, can afford full price!

• …relate to your savvy (and a little trampy) mindset. You’ve got big plans to be really cheeky and take back all the ‘full price’ items you bought before ‘Black Friday’, even the ones you’ve worn already! WARNING: DO NOT TELL HER THAT. I repeat – DO NOT TELL HER THAT!